Katie Mather

Your parents use you as the cautionary tale.

The definitive list of gifts that are just un-sexy enough to give to the guy you don’t want to introduce to any of your friends, but who has slept at your place 5+ times in the past week.

Everything you need to know about creating a top-notch dating profile thanks to Lauren Urasek, the most sought-after straight woman in New York City.

I remember lying on the floor, sometime in the afternoon, presumably skipping class. I remember feeling really, really, really sad and lonely.

The only reason why Smith actually agreed to do the show was because he failed to manage his income wisely and ended up owing the IRS $2.8 million.

The awareness that people value her for exactly who she is.

It’s too soon, and we’re still too young. Commitment might seem like the logical, practical lifejacket that will prevent you from drowning during post-graduate life, but it can also hold you back from becoming who you really are.

All your friends dressed up as Disney princesses, and you were Harry Potter and/or Napoleon Dynamite for 17 Halloweens in a row.

There are some people (unfortunately the population of which is incredibly minute) who really, really understand.

City Kids scare the shit out of you.

You grew up with pressure to secure a ~*~practical~*~ job. You were told starring on Broadway did not count as such.

Pablo Escobar had to invest in $2,500 worth of rubber bands per month, just so he could hold all his cash together (seriously).