Katie Hoffman
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Katie Hoffman
Read This The Next Time An Employer Rejects You
You swore you weren’t going to get your hopes up this time.
5 Things That Are More Important To Give Up Than Carbs
We all want things our way, on our terms, and sometimes we’re entirely too quick to sulk when we should be taking a breath and accepting that sometimes things take time.
8 Things You Need To Know About Your Brand New iPhone 6
Navigating through iPhone will be easier than ever before, but only after you get used to iOS 8, which, with any luck, will completely ruin your life like iOS 7 did when it was released.
26 Struggles That Never Existed Before Instagram
You’ve paused a conversation with, “Hold on, let me Instagram this really quick.”
16 Times You Never Want Anyone Talking You
When you’re being creepy on some hot person’s Instagram. Small talk leads to accidental double taps.
20 Things All Dog Owners Know To Be True
You could easily make a list of human beings you like less than your dog, and it wouldn’t be short.
15 Rude Things You’d Secretly Love To Say To Your Parents Sometimes
“I’ve already explained to you how ______ works at least seven times, and if I explain it again part of me is going to die.”
The Truth About What Happens To Your High School Friends When You Go To College
Letting your friends go for any reason is never easy, but never feel threatened by the benefits of splitting up so each of you can walk your own path for a little while.
10 Bittersweet Reasons To Actually Miss Going Back To School
I remember a time when I’d lose my mind over a fresh package of ballpoint pens from Office Depot. Now, I rely on naps and tea to keep me from turning into Patrick Bateman.
8 Times It’s Totally Okay To Be Unapologetically Selfish
When you need to distance yourself from someone who’s bringing you down.
The Plight Of Being Very Pale And Very, Very Sunburned
It’s a tale of a sunscreen SPF overestimation, indolent clouds, and an unexpected face-down ass-up nap in a chaise lounge by the pool. This saga would recount the hours I spent immediately after my sun exposure, during which I increasingly felt crabbier (no pun intended) and crabbier as the full extent of the burn set in.
16 Dinner Companions You Never, Ever Want To Have
Picky appetizer people ruin meals (and lives).