Kathleen-June Horne

INTJ The sharp crack of the first firework. The flicker of a tea candle on a white tablecloth. A crisp bill left of the smooth marble of an upscale bar. The iced condensation of a cold martini glass. ESFP A burst of multicolored confetti. The sound of laughter pouring out of a pub. Splitting fries…

INTP The possibility of a collaborator. Most people treat the INTP like a professor, like someone to observe and listen when they talk about things. While this suits INTPs much of the time, romantically, INTPs are looking for someone to share things with, to exchange ideaswith, not just a one-sided lecture. ENFP The possibility of…

ESFJ Show them how special you find them. ESFJs often look for partners they can admire, but at the same time they want that person to find them equally fascinating. They will not take kindly to a partner that is negative about them or seems uncaring. ESTJ Help make their dreams a reality. ESTJs are…

INTP You don’t listen to them. INTPs are natural “professors” and this means that they will have topics or stories that they feel like they need people to know. This doesn’t mean they need rapt attention and perfect silence all the time, just that you don’t pick up your phone while your eyes glaze over…

ISTJ Passing the swimming test at the local pool for the first time. Going to a big box store to buy cups and hamburger buns for a backyard barbecue. Pulling the wrapper off of an icy twin pop. ENTP The smell of freshly cut grass. Finishing the summer reading just before the deadline for a…

ISTJ Most likely to be a volunteer for the fairgrounds. They’re the person everyone wants to be friends with because they have all the most amazing backstage passes. ENTP Got dragged along by their friends. Creates a wry twitter thread commenting on the festival that winds up going more than a little viral. INTJ Was…

ENTP They’ve been living out this vacation for months in their mind, so at first they are flooded with disappointment by reality. After a little while, when they’ve had time to get over their initial disillusionment, they actually have a really good time. Their favorite part of the trip was going to the café where…

ENTP Walking into their intro to law class, they find a seat and sit down, before taking a chance to look around. It’s then that they realize that the classmate sitting next to them is looking at them. “Sorry, am I in your seat?” The ENTP asks, half-rising out of their chair. “No, no! Actually…

INTP You listen to their facts. INTPs love learning and their love language is basically sharing their vast knowledge with others. However, most people allow their facts to sail right past them, so actually paying attention to how Macedonia’s socioeconomic landscape effects the rest of the world will earn the INTP’s undying devotion. ENFP You…

ESTJ No one can stand up to you. ESTJs a force of nature and they want a partner who can handle that (and sometimes tell them no). It’s not that they feel that they have impossibly high standards; it’s just that most romantic partners are intimidated by their no-holds-barred approach to life and relationships. INFP…

ESTP: Striking a match off the sole of a weathered combat boot. A lightning storm rolling over the Arizona desert plains, smothering the scorching sun. Pulling a dark shade of lipstick across your lips leaving behind a perfect rebel pout. INTJ: Getting a new piece of technology, reveling in sliding off the smooth packaging. Feeling…

ENFP: That feeling when that risky text you sent to your crush pays off and they tell you they like you too and then you stay up talking to your best friend into the wee hours of the morning about what happened because you’re so happy. ISTJ: That feeling you get on the first day…

ENTJ: Lives for anything that’s not a ride. Probably enjoyed the Hall of Presidents. Most likely is carrying a fanny pack “because people can steal stuff out of a backpack”. INTP: Completely forgets to eat and winds up getting huffy from low blood sugar in line for Thunder Mountain Railroad. Is mollified after eating $40…

ENFP: A Ferris wheel all lit up at the county fair. Kissing in the rain. Finding something you haven’t seen in years. Candy flavored chapstick. INTJ: Purple ink in a gold tipped fountain pen. An ironed Sunday Times. A personal library filled with leather bound books. A perfect Scotch and soda. INFP: Shooting stars on…

ENFP: Shows up late. They have a good time no matter who their date turns out to be. INTP: They were convinced this was terrible idea, but were talked into it. Their date goes really well, but they lose their date’s number and never hear from them again. ESTJ: Looked their date up on Facebook…

ENTP You always want to be right. Relationships are all about knowing when to hold onto something and when to let things go. Unfortunately, you don’t know the difference between being contrary and just being difficult until you get your way no matter how petty or unreasonable. INFP Your expectations are too high. You dream big,…

INTJ: At the Williams-Sonoma, pricing $5000 Japanese pairing knives. Went to the mall to buy a pair of Old Navy flip-flops. ENFP: There with their SO, making matching Build-A-Bears that make a velociraptor sound when you squeeze them. INFP: At Barnes & Noble. 120 pages and three coffees deep into a book they haven’t bought.…

ENFP Really supportive, always ready to remind you of all the reasons why they love you. Bad at remembering to pay the electricity bill but great at remembering birthdays, anniversaries, and the first time they knew you were the one. INTP It probably took forever for them to realize you liked them, but now you…