Kate Bailey

Someone with whom we just “click.” Someone who we’d still be friends with even if the romantic element were gone.

Cry when you leave your campus job and do all kinds of sentimental “award” things and goodbye speeches for people. Make some more statuses about your disbelief.

You have an affinity for blue fun tack, laminating things and Mr. Sketch markers.

You keep g-chat perpetually on “off the record.”

It’s always “just one more episode.”

You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.

I know that to say I’ve abused my body is an understatement.

A “Three Projects In A Box” kit.

Your natural hair color will always be most flattering.

Book a staycation.

DIY beauty treatments.

Pull them closer in their sleep.