Kat Kanan

I do writer things like drink coffee, complain, and write sometimes.

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Kat Kanan

This Is Why Writers Today Suck

A good writer looks at themselves dead in the eye on a daily basis and says, “Fuck you,” to the person throwing up last night’s wine in the sink.

Dear Class of 2016, Here Is Exactly Why You’re Fucked

“In all honesty, those catty high school girls that used to exclude you, make fun of you, or just ignore you all together, they were the ones actually preparing you for the real world; because they are the real world.”

Don’t Let Me Babysit Your Kids

If I’m spending time with your children I’ll want to talk to them about the stars and Carl Sagan. We’d build a space ship from discarded boxes and explore the solar system.