Kat George

Basically, RIP Ren & Stimpy.

Don’t make “nice” the defining characteristic of the person you’re attaching yourself to.

There’s a pretty standard cycle one will go through after being cheated on–take it from one who has been cheated on more than once–but hopefully together we can beat the anguish.

Take it from me–the best lessons are the ones I learned outside the classroom.

Jealousy is probably one of the most unjustifiable feelings we have, but we have it anyway, despite it being wholly irrational 99% of the time.

I miss you because you know me best.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t fall in love all that often.

With everything stressing, stressing, always stressing, it’s easy to take life too seriously, to frown and scowl and pass the day in annoyance. So you should definitely laugh.

10. You are not fat, you are just bloated as all hell right now.

8. Cigarettes and Ballerina Tea.

Since we lost television’s favorite BFFs, Leslie and Ann on Parks & Rec, we’ve never needed Abbi and Ilana more than we do now.

15. You’ve started saying things you never said before, like “crikey” and “mate”, just to increase your novelty amongst Americans.