How To Be A Disaster
Sometimes it’s OK to go on a six month downward spiral, as you long as you’re chic about it. Basically, there’s a right way and a wrong way to be a disaster. Like, you can’t just show up to your abortion wearing sweat pants. What if you ran into a street style photographer on the…
A
Alcohol
Anal
Art school
Accidental blow-job
B
Boys
Blogging
Blacking out
Bondage
Honorary mention: Birth control
C
Clubs
Carbs (the absence of)
Cocaine
Chlamydia
D
Depression
Dopamine (receptors in the brain)
DJing
Desperate (looking/feeling/acting)
E
Ecstasy
Eating your feelings
Edgyness
Eternal void
F
Facebook
Fucking
Fashion
Filters
Honorary mention: Famous
G
Girls (the gender and the show)
Guestlist
Gangbang
Glamour addiction
Honorary mention: Going Out
H
Horny
Hangover (never-ending)
Hash-tag
Hickey
Honorary mention: human papillomavirus
I
Instagram
Ingrown hairs
Internal bleeding
Irrelevance
J
Jealousy
Judging strangers
Jewelry
Jerking off
K
Kissing
Kill (myself)
Ketamine
Klonopin
L
Lesbian moment
Lying
Lube
Lost (the feeling not the show)
M
Masturbation
Menstrual cycle
Modeling
Master Cleanse (Beyonce’s)
N
Negative (vibes)
Nudity
Not caring
Nightlife
O
Orgasm
Orgy
One night stand
Owing people money
P
Porn
Posing
Pregnant? :(
Peeing on people
Honorary mention: Party photography
Q
Questions (so many)
Queer
Queef
Quaaludes
R
Rape
Rash
Running (out of battery/away)
ROFL (coptor)
S
Serotonin (lack of)
Strap-on
S&M
Smiling (with your eyes)
Honorary mention: Slut
T
Text regret
Tantrum
Turning point (not being there)
Tying bitches up
U
Uterus
UTI :(
Used (doing/feeling)
Underage
Honorary mention: Un-tag
V
Vodka soda with lime (#LowCal)
Very glamorous
Viagra
Virginity (taking by force)
W
Women’s issues
Wondering (always & forever)
Whip
Whore
X
Xanax
X-tina
Xenophobia
Xenon (girl of the 21st century)
Y
YOLO
Yesterday (not remembering)
Y not?
Yeast infection
Z
Zack Morris
Zoloft
Z-list celebrities
Zombie apocalypse 
