Karen Noble

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Karen Noble

I Haven’t Had Sex In Forever

Take Rivers Cuomo. He took a vow of celibacy and then he swears his music and his voice improved. So maybe I have secret talents and superpowers that will burst forth once I’ve not had sex for the appropriate duration.

15 Things We Should All Admit

You always click on those headline-grabby articles on Yahoo! or People about “Taylor Swift’s Latest Break Up” or “You’ll Never Guess What Selena Said!”

15 Ways To Make Me Fall For You

Know how to dress and how to mix a drink. Two very easy things to learn, and everyone who wants to be impressive to their desired gender can do it.

10 Things You Hate To Do

How about just being nice to all people and shutting up so I don’t have to school you every single day?

How To Be Friends With Your Ex

Try to immediately become friends. Hang out and get coffee and laugh and act normal. Feel weird about not kissing goodbye.