Kara Nesvig

Police found thousands of dollars, as well as a makeup kit and a fake mustache, in the Bronco.

1 can beer, 1 can froz. Pink lemonade, 1 can vodka, 1 can water. Mix and be careful.

My house is clean. My brain is empty. I spend an entire Sunday not speaking to anyone. It rains and I’m bored, unable to write or focus on a book or do anything remotely productive.

THE HUSBANDS ALWAYS DIE.

Celebrate your femininity.

Are you, too, occasionally struck by the words “Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald” in the middle of your day? Does the word “Martimmy” mean nothing to you?

I can’t resist beautiful underthings, even though I know they’ll get worn only once or twice a month, or live only in sexy photos sent to my dude du jour.

The root of the femme fatale could be a fear of feminism and female sexuality, or it could be an outright misogyny.

OK, we get it. You’re busy. I’m busy. We’re all busy. Some beauty companies think we’re too busy to even put on lotion the old-fashioned way and need to spray it on instead! That’s ridiculous. But I get it.

https://instagram.com/p/3MoxVuEbKz/?taken-by=courtneyastodden Courtney’s been trying desperately hard to cultivate a Marilyn-esque appearance.

“A woman’s perfume tells more about her than her handwriting.” — Christian Dior

I always laughed at those girls who tattooed things like “Breathe” onto their wrists. I still do, if we’re being honest.