Kara Nesvig

You name it, someone’s slathering it on their face to look younger. Even pee.

My family keeps sending me text messages about how jealous they are that I’m having this fancy time, and I keep reminding them that that’s not how it works.

I have never downloaded anything so fast in my life.

19. One designer item that you care for like it was your firstborn child.

This fall is a great season for female writers.

Thanks for making me feel so horrible and heartbroken that all I could do was just write it out.

Her features are perfect. Her skin is perfect. Her body is petite and toned.

I like to be reminded that someone else has intruded into my life, and that his silhouette is etched in the white cotton.

You relish your independence but then grow to hate it on Sunday afternoons when all your friends are cuddled up on their couches and you’re home alone twiddling your thumbs, thinking “What ifs.”

No one’s ever written me a love letter, so I in turn write hundreds.

Your skin doesn’t like it when you drink too much.

She posts a photo in a bikini and it gets picked up by several news outlets. Can you imagine that being your life?