Kara Nesvig

I LOVE country music. I think people who count out an entire genre of music are stupid; why would you discredit something you’ve never fully listened to?

“I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star.”

But sometimes, I just want to be alone, Margot Tenenbaum-style.

Jenna blamed it on jet lag, but there’s something more serious going on with her.

You brag about Bob Dylan having lived in Dinkytown…

I think Rita Hayworth would pick Viva Glam I if she were alive today; it’s vampy and glamorous.

I hope I’m not a horror story! I’ve never screamed or bled or anything! I hope my vagina is just a faceless, run-of-the-mill normal vagina.

I’m the ex-girlfriend who hopes my former loves walk past a girl on the street wearing my perfume and get a shotgun blast to the heart.