Kara Nesvig

When you are Britney Spears, your daily reality consists of neon stageshows and candy perfume and a two-hour show you don’t know if you care about anymore, though the deal is long inked.

12 Hanky Panky black lace thongs.

No one woman’s words changed my life as much as Joni Mitchell.

“Don’t say, ‘I want to be a writer.’ Instead say, ‘I am a writer.’”

One of the best things I’ve learned is that you have to ask for what you want or you’ll never get it. People aren’t mind readers.

My mom’s generation of girls couldn’t communicate the way we do. She couldn’t type out how dry her pussy was or tell her friends how it felt to fold her body into another in a car in the rain

Surround yourself with supportive friends. Don’t waste your time on someone who doesn’t build you up. Support your friends, too.

Put the phone down.

The “You up?” text.

The Irish also serve a dish called “barnbrack.” Baked inside are trinkets that predict your future. If you bite into the thimble, you’ll be single forever.

Remember the bumpy bottom black Steve Madden shoes?

Don’t buy that cheap Marilyn Monroe wig and nasty polyester white dress, please.