Kara Nesvig
6 Christmas Songs Working In Retail Has Murdered
To be honest, working retail has ruined Christmas music for me forever – with the exception of Nat King Cole, George Strait’s “Merry Christmas Strait to You” (I just love puns) and “Hard Candy Christmas” by Dolly Parton.
What I REALLY Want For Christmas
Not just any boyfriend, Santa. I want a boyfriend who will drive me 15 miles to a specific grocery store so I can buy my favorite brand of white cheddar popcorn, then not be disgusted when I eat the whole bag in one sitting.
Here’s What You Should Ask For For Holiday Gifts (If You Want To Have All Your Beauty Bases Covered)
A color that’s appropriate for work: Essie Ballet Slippers works for a bride AND at a conservative office.
Inner Monologue Of Reading A Nasty Gal Email
Do you plan on spending $78 on a dress you’re going to wear to watch “House Hunters” in while drinking wine with your cat?
26 Beauty Lessons I’ve Learned At 26
Get used to your hair texture. You really can’t change it, and chances are someone out there is super jealous of it.
7 Ridiculous (But Real) Fears
High heels and escalators.
Headache.
I wake up with a hot knife searing my jaw apart.
What Your Perfume Says About You
Wake up, Dorothy. We’re not in junior high anymore.
10 Country Songs By Women That Empower Women
I LOVE country music. I think people who count out an entire genre of music are stupid; why would you discredit something you’ve never fully listened to?
9 Trashy Women (Who Should Be Your Beauty Icons)
“I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star.”
Baths Forever
But sometimes, I just want to be alone, Margot Tenenbaum-style.
Guys, I’m Super Worried About Jenna Jameson
Jenna blamed it on jet lag, but there’s something more serious going on with her.
41 Signs You Went To The University Of Minnesota
You brag about Bob Dylan having lived in Dinkytown…
6 Never-Fail, Universally Flattering Red Lipsticks (I Promise)
I think Rita Hayworth would pick Viva Glam I if she were alive today; it’s vampy and glamorous.
Inner Monologue Of A Brazilian Wax
I hope I’m not a horror story! I’ve never screamed or bled or anything! I hope my vagina is just a faceless, run-of-the-mill normal vagina.
Every Phase Of A Woman’s Life Has Its Signature Scent
I’m the ex-girlfriend who hopes my former loves walk past a girl on the street wearing my perfume and get a shotgun blast to the heart.
The Only Makeup Advice You’ll Need To Make It Through Your 20’s
In this day and age where everyone’s scrambling to compare girls in their twenties to Lena Dunham and writing insipid essays about “millennials,” you might need a little foundation to keep you from losing your shit. No, literally: foundation.
Which Look Gets The Most Tinder Matches?
Then I thought, A-ha! I can hide behind different “looks” and see what kind of response I get from men.