Kara Nesvig

Women in the UK wear the largest bra sizes.

I know it’s only February, but whatever. I’m in the mood for spring and the change of seasons.

Have an orgasm.

Do you NEED $30 lip balm? Do you NEED a $200 curling wand? It’s hard to tell, I know

CHRISTIAN GREY PULLS A TAMPON OUT OF ANA.

It was ivory, a work of art with a skirt full of destructed, but still so beautiful and fragile ruffles.

AUNTIE KRIS! IT’S ME! TODD KRAINES!

I can’t identify those images, and I really can’t identify with people who write about their minimal wardrobe of only ten (or fewer) pieces of clothing. I don’t have a uniform. I don’t want a uniform!

In all my years, there are a handful of secrets and rules that I have found to be 100% true at all times.

When my headaches were at their worst, I was also drinking an average of two Starbucks venti sweetened iced coffees a day, one in the AM and one around 4 PM.

Whenever a man, hearing that I love country music, tries to impress me, he always says something to the effect of, “Well, I love the old stuff like Johnny Cash and Hank Sr., but I don’t like the other stuff.”

VANESSA. Enough said. Did ANYONE like Vanessa?