Kara Nesvig

Even though I was always shopping for the girl I wanted to be, I wasn’t sure how I was going to get there.

It wasn’t until the fourth child died “unexpectedly” that doctors began to cast a curious eye on Tinning.

There’s a weird, quiet fear that sometimes creeps in when you live alone. Sometimes you wake up at 3 AM and have to draw all the blinds to make sure no one’s looking in.

When she was just 24, Peg Entwistle ended her life by jumping off the “H” of the Hollywood sign in 1932.

Remember the “TRL”-era duet with Ricky Martin?

Champagne is appropriate at all times of day.

“I don’t date gamers, libertarians, men who aren’t nice to their moms, men who don’t open doors, men with two first names, men who dress badly, men who don’t read, men who instagram memes, unemployed men. I used to say I wouldn’t date a dude who weighed less than me, but I’ve changed my mind on that.”

It’s Ash Wednesday, the day where merrymaking souls go to church and repent for the mistakes they made the night before.

“Always know that in five years, you’ll wish you looked the way you look today.”

Cleopatra was said to have soaked her ship sails in perfume so everyone could smell her arrival.

I have come to the staggering, heart-stopping realization that I, Kara Nesvig, am a total Monet. You know what I mean, right? You’ve seen “Clueless.” Need your memory jogged? Here, I’ll set the scene. Tai: Do you think she’s pretty?

New fancy sheets to replace the ones we got Cheeto dust on when we were drinking whiskey in bed last night.