Kara Crabb

The more I learn about neuroscience the more I resent my cultural upbringing.

I stood there paused, meditative, alone, wondering about the people who fantasize about killing themselves so much that they actually apply pressure to the trigger.

“Do you have a history of mental illness?”

I understood the impulse of young men; to spread their seed and leave, and I accepted this with curious passivity, assuming that I too wanted nothing more.

This is used in products that make hair and skin smooth. It is linked to tumors

4% of the main characters in the top 25 selling videogames of 2013 were female so…

Bitches, brainless. Guns, stainless.

YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE! You’re an asshole. You’re an asshole.

Humans, in a lot of ways, have been reduced to this same kind of simple behavior. There is nothing to distinguish how AI acts and how we act.

Squirrel B is following behind Squirrel A’s ass.

Viagra: A lot of people don’t know this but Viagra cures cerebral palsy.

The amount of money and talent that goes into the production of music videos today is fascinating. Meanwhile, Hollywood is dying.

Sam runs down the hill, sliding mostly, a throaty call of panic lifting from his diaphragm.

Mani threw big rocks in the water and we laughed at the sound it made.

If it’s about losing weight DON’T EAT YOGURT.

And I laughed, thinking that it would be funny if I banged Charlie Murphy.

He told me he wants someone SWEET who would be a good mother and I told him I wanted to die.

It would open with two girls lounging. One girl looks like Lorde, like Malala Yousafzai but Lorde, definitely hot, no makeup. She’s like “Eff the war, eff the economy, everything sucks, guys are stupid. We need to wage war on males by not effing them.”