Kara Crabb

Without a doubt nakedness is the best way to ensure a memorable New Year’s Eve. It takes a pretty confident person too complete the look.

As December dwindles into the abyss of 2014, it’s hard not to reflect on the many challenges and glories we’ve had to face, as a species, as small democratic networks, and as individuals.

As you may have discovered, there is no possible way to maintain a normal diet in December. Egg nog, panettone and tourtière will obliterate your standards faster than you can say “bah, humbug.” It’s bad news.

Humans go crazy in December. From far away it might look like an ant hill on the sidewalk. Instead of crushing them with your shoe (RIP to all of the Wal-Mart employees who died this year) be courteous!

Just be drunk.

Old people are old. This has many social implications.

Most people eat cake on birthdays but since everyday is somebody’s birthday it is appropriate, therefore, to ingest cake (and cake-like goods) on any or everyday of the year.

Things can be confusing when you’re still figuring things out in your life. That’s just a part of the human experience.

Feeling hot is a way of life. Being hot and feeling hot are two different things but also kind of the same thing. Being hot is objective.

I feel rushed by the sun and relieved on cloudy days when I can stay inside and study without feeling anxious.

Thought about strategies in examination performance.

I wonder how someone else would feel if they were to read this.

I am saddened that I have already swallowed. The pecan is gone.

The texture is rough and reminds me of human skin, like ball sacks, and/or when I bit my cuticles off my fingers and swallow them, which I secretly really enjoy.

GOOD TIME. What is good time? What is bad time?

People like to have parties to celebrate good things that happen to them in their lives, or sometimes they just have parties because they feel like hosting a social gathering. Sometimes parties evolve autonomously.

I don’t remember when I learned to sit in a chair, per say. My spine was probably strong enough to hold up my weight when I was eight months old. I have a lot of experience sitting on chairs.

He said there are many similarities between Go and organic chemistry. I didn’t really know what he meant– about bonds trying to be stable. I guessed there were some mathematical rules, evident in nature, which were far beyond my comprehension.