Justin DeMarco

They Don’t Make Men The Way They Used To

We get a flat tire? Oh, call AAA! Your headlight is out? Jiffy Lube is only a couple of blocks away. Why won’t these Christmas lights work? I guess I better throw them away and buy a new strand.

The Last Time I Saw My Grandmother

The first few visits were fine. She clearly was frustrated and didn’t adjust well to her new residence, asking me, “Can you take me home with you?” at the end of each visit.