Justin DeMarco
‘Tom Terrific’ Or Terrible Tom Brady?
‘Tom Terrific’ has never really been that terrific of a person.
18 Signs That You’re A Happy Drunk
It always starts with just one drink.
17 Athletes Share Their Best Adult Intramural Sports Moments
Um, well, our team never won a single game! But then again, we didn’t take ourselves too seriously, which is what kept it fun. In fact, our team name was “Drinkers with a Kicking Problem.”
24 Things All Licensed Drivers Should Master
“I’m a really good driver,” says every driver ever.
Pictures Lie: Social Media’s Effect On The Idea Of You Vs. The Actuality
A 19-year-old Ivy League student athlete named Madison Holleran posted an image of holiday lights twinkling in the trees of Rittenhouse Square in Philadelphia on Instagram an hour before she killed herself by jumping off of the ninth level of a parking garage downtown.
Mothers’ Day: A Day To Celebrate Mom Or A Way For Companies To Sell Products?
This is the first time in 28 years (even though I should give myself a pass when I wasn’t old enough to read or write) that I knew Mother’s Day would be celebrated on Sunday, May 10th without having to check a calendar or be told by my family members, friends, or colleagues.
10 Things To Miss (And Be Thankful Are Gone) Now That The New York Islanders No Longer Play At Nassau Coliseum
The massive arena hosted New York Islanders games, Monster Jam, the circus, and concerts. How can you compete with that?
16 Things A Best Man Should Never Do At A Wedding
Don’t drop the microphone after your speech unless you want to pay for it.
Are People More Attracted To You When You’re In A Relationship?
“A guy with a man bun came up to me the other night and said, ‘I want to marry you,’” my friend said. “I just stared at him. And then one of my friend’s chimed in, ‘Sorry! She just moved in with her boyfriend.’ I didn’t know how to react. Where were all of these guys when I was single?”
15 Times ‘Being Nice’ Can Backfire On You
You try to get as close as possible to the car in front of you so another car can fit behind. The car that squeezes in behind you gets too close to your back bumper and now you’re pinned in and unable to leave the spot.
18 Struggles Only People Who Are Secretly Sensitive Understand
You don’t handle criticism well.
I’m Overweight (And You Probably Are Too)
Hi. My name is Justin DeMarco and I’m overweight.