Juliet Lanka

“Pope John Paul I was assassinated for trying to uncover corruption in the Vatican Bank. He’s the only Pope whose body was cremated and I believe it was done to hide the evidence of being poisoned.”

“He had killed his parents and stabbed his dad in the chest but that wasn’t killing him quick enough so he started stabbing his leg. Then after he killed him, he ripped out an eyeball, and was playing with it while on the phone with a friend, telling him how it felt squishy.”

Instead of dealing with your issues, you drink to forget about them. You cheat to forget about them. You run away to avoid dealing with them.

“I swear I saw a headless, bloated corpse when transiting the Suez.”

“Little Talks by Monsters And Men is about an elderly lady who recently lost her husband and is losing her mind while waiting to die so she can be with him again.”

“The first time I entered their house was the closest thing I’ve ever had to an ESP experience. I could feel a weird evil energy all around me and tears were streaming down my face.”

Tim Burton’s Hansel And Gretel. These threads are always filled with the same answers (A Serbian Film, Requiem for a Dream, etc) but the fucked up thing about this is that it aired only once on Halloween night in 1983 on the Disney Channel.

“As soon as my mom left the room this shadow thing would pop up. It was as if he was crouching at the end of the bed waiting. He had no face, yet he stared at me.”

“I clearly heard someone gently knocking on my bedroom door in the middle of the night. I live alone.”

“They were on their bellies in 3 ft grass when they saw 20 or 30 German soldiers running across the clearing clearly in a state of panic, then they just froze in mid step. He said they resembled statues and that some weren’t even touching the ground, and that there was no noise whatsoever, even the birds had gone silent.”

“He ended up dismembering the body and running it over with the lawn mower over and over. When the cops came to the house he was in tears and covered in blood.”

“Every picture you pose for could be the one used in your obituary.”