Juliet Lanka

Just because a girl is skinny doesn’t mean she considers herself perfect.

Make her feel sexy. Make her feel wanted. 

I’m thinking: He better repay me by going down on me or this is a complete waste of my time.

When you’re having good sex, you’re going to feel good about yourself. You’re going to become more comfortable with your naked body. You’re going to learn to love yourself more. 

Make out with someone you love. Much better than sex with someone you don’t.

Don’t make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.

Be rough with me this time. 

“I find uncircumcised much better. Just less friction and it goes in more smoothly. Plus when I jerk them off or blow them I don’t feel like I’m doing it with some rubbery toy.”

Softcore porn mainly consists of foreplay. Neck kisses. Back scratching. Hands in hair. The sexy stuff that comes before the clothes come off completely. 

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At first, there might be some blood and crust, which means you aren’t automatically going to feel sexier.

Take a second before you send your next text, because you might be using your emojis wrong.

If you’re extra daring, you could insert your butt plug before going to dinner and wear it while in public. It will be your sexy little secret. 

“One of my most intense orgasms was when I did some maid role play at a hotel with my boyfriend. The result was some nice anal with me riding him and having him choke me.”

She does my least favorite chores for me.

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“My boyfriend put whipped cream on my nipples and ate it off while inside of me. Then we showered together and went for round two.”

My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.