Juliet Lanka

I wanted to be the cool girlfriend who loved sex, not the tease who gave him blue balls. 

Girls who have a broken relationship with their dad love differently. They are cautious with their hearts.

She ended up loving some of the pieces — but not all of them.

I would send you a selfie but I’m worried this shirt is too low-cut.

Capricorn: Show them a picture of your dog on your phone and then casually transition into asking them to add their number to your contacts. 

If you aren’t someone who believes in ghosts, her videos might change your mind.

You don’t have to wait until you are home alone to masturbate. You can masturbate while your person is sitting beside you in bed, doing the same exact thing.

They asked regular people (and a professional astrologer) to guess the zodiac signs of complete strangers. 

You apologize when you don’t need to apologize. You draw negative attention to yourself. You don’t pick up on body language.

Sagittarius: When you match with someone, you can choose between whether you want to go on a date with them or ‘get down’ with them.

If you suffer from anxiety, you might need to get creative when it comes to finding ways to calm yourself down.

TAURUS: They will play the victim. They will turn every situation around to make it look like you are the bad guy so they can get what they want. 

Which Disney character can count the highest? Buzz Lightyear – he can count to infinity and beyond.

Planning and taking a vacation to a place you’ve never been. It’s one thing to be brought along by your friends or parents, but actually being the one in charge is a whole different ballgame.

People who try to please everyone. I’m not talking about at a party making sure everyone has a drink etc. I mean the ones who agree with everyone and everything and doesn’t offer an opinion of their own or they have an opinion but won’t stand behind it cause they have no backbone.

“I don’t believe in emotional cheating. It’s only cheating if it’s physical. If my penis hasn’t gone in her mouth or vagina, then I’m innocent.” 

Maybe you would feel more comfortable with the lights off. Or with music playing. Or with the windows shut tight.

Tarot reading. Rock climbing. Calligraphy. Cosplaying.