Joshua Wallenstein

  • If They Don’t Make You Feel Like This, They’re Not The One

    If They Don’t Make You Feel Like This, They’re Not The One

    If you’re staying with them solely because you feel like you should, because you’ve been with them for five years and you don’t want the memories to go to waste, and their stuff is all over your apartment, and you’d have to delete 80 percent of your profile pictures, and their favorite jersey hangs so…

  • This Is The Kind Of Love I’m Looking For

    This Is The Kind Of Love I’m Looking For

    Someone who won’t see past the fact that I laugh at my own jokes, often before I get to the punch line, but who sees that as a trait that catapults their love for me.