Josh Gondelman

My Hour At Boot Camp

The worst part is, we were working with five-pound weights. It is so dorky to be done in by a five-pound weight, an object with the same mass as a premature baby. WHO HAS EVER BEEN THWARTED BY A PREMATURE BABY?

The Ultimate Cleanse

Over the first three days, slowly eliminate foods that are not pizza or at the very least pizza-related from your diet.

7 Ways To Pass Time While Your City Is Under Lockdown

It’s that time again! When an act of domestic terror forces us into our homes while a manhunt carries on around us. It seems like this part of the year drags on and on and then when it’s over…bathing suit season. Ack! Am I right?

The First Amendment, Amended

While no law shall prohibit the free and unfettered practice thereof, maybe don’t go around shoving your religion up everyone’s butt all the time.

Jon Hamm Needs To Stop Dressing Like a Total Slut

Wearing a clingy, form-fitting pair of slacks gives the impression that a man is DTBP (Down To Be Photographed). If Jon Hamm didn’t want this type of attention, he shouldn’t have put so much focus on his body by dressing like that.