Josh Gondelman
Well Here Comes Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Wacky Celebrity Meltdown
Late last week, TMZ broke the story that Philip Seymour Hoffman had checked into (and out of) a ten-day rehab program to treat a recent resurgence of a long-dormant drug addiction.
Your Honor, I Believed The Photos Would Be Gone Forever
Within moments, I received a notification that she had taken a screen cap of the image. I did not know that was even possible within Snapchats parameters.
This Van-Shaming Needs To Stop
That’s right. I also drive a Ford Aerostar with no windows. It’s practical.
My Hour At Boot Camp
The worst part is, we were working with five-pound weights. It is so dorky to be done in by a five-pound weight, an object with the same mass as a premature baby. WHO HAS EVER BEEN THWARTED BY A PREMATURE BABY?
The Ultimate Cleanse
Over the first three days, slowly eliminate foods that are not pizza or at the very least pizza-related from your diet.
7 Ways To Pass Time While Your City Is Under Lockdown
It’s that time again! When an act of domestic terror forces us into our homes while a manhunt carries on around us. It seems like this part of the year drags on and on and then when it’s over…bathing suit season. Ack! Am I right?
I Cried During The National Anthem Of A Hockey Game
Last night, the Boston Bruins played their first home game since the tragic explosions during Monday’s Boston Marathon.
Several Thoughts Upon Completing 20 Consecutive Pushups
If I do twenty more pushups before bed, that’s forty pushups total for the day. Nice.
Let’s Get These Celebrity Death Tweets Out Of The Way
CONDOLEEZZA RICE
US Secretary of State/Subject of Numerous Conspiracy Theories
1954-2036
Most Popular Tweet: “Rice, cooked.”
It’s Hard Out There On The Streets For A Male Babysitter
For every male babysitter, there are a hundred teenage girls trying to take his spot. Don’t sleep.
The First Amendment, Amended
While no law shall prohibit the free and unfettered practice thereof, maybe don’t go around shoving your religion up everyone’s butt all the time.
Jon Hamm Needs To Stop Dressing Like a Total Slut
Wearing a clingy, form-fitting pair of slacks gives the impression that a man is DTBP (Down To Be Photographed). If Jon Hamm didn’t want this type of attention, he shouldn’t have put so much focus on his body by dressing like that.