Josh Gondelman
Accurate Tourism Slogans For Several American Cities
Disclaimer: These would all make terrible tourism slogans.
It Was All A Dream: I Never Read Modern Bride Magazine
I already have a perfect vision of my special day. It’s a little unconventional, sure, but I think if I meet a woman who really loves me, she’ll understand how important it is that my wedding day be magical.
Play On, Playlist: A Guide To Avoiding Mix Tape Mistakes
If you’re going to slip in a classic, make it something a little further off the beaten path. If you must include some Journey, go with “Lights.” Avoid “Wheel in the Sky.” I think that’s about Jesus. I can’t say that with one hundred percent certainty, but I’m not going to listen to it to be sure.
Nostalgia Or Nostalg-ugh? The Mighty Ducks
The film was far from a classic, but you’d be hard pressed to find anyone age 23-30 who doesn’t have fond memories of the Disney film that spawned an actual NHL team. I recently revisited The Mighty Ducks to see whether it stands the test of time.
Why We Karaoke
The crowd gets excited to hear something familiar in a new way. It’s same way people go crazy at a Dave Matthews Band show when they hear the first few chords of “All Along The Watchtower.” The pleasure of being surprised with something familiar provides the rush of the unexpected without the anxiety of the unknown.
New Celebrity Sandwiches
The Katy Perry: Two plump chicken breasts with not a lot else going on. Good for about another fifteen minutes.
Black Is The New Fab
Things that used to be niche cool are becoming jock cool in huge numbers. Batman is pretty big right now. But who’s more of an outcast than Batman? He’s an aloof costume-wearing billionaire with massive psychological scars who can’t stop beating people up.