Josh Gondelman

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Josh Gondelman

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Suspended from the ceiling of the Museum of Natural History is a large ceramic Mobius strip, evoking the infinite potential of science. The sculpture is draped in fettuccini. From a speaker, the voice of a carnival barker exhorts passersby to step up and view the Never Ending Pasta Bowl, only $11.99 at the Olive Garden. Boom.

5 Online Dating Services We Need

HaventSeenIt.com — Haven’t Seen It matches you with a partner on the most important dimension of compatibility: What tv shows haven’t you seen?

I’m Jealous Of A Building

Soon it will contain offices or dorms or classrooms. It will serve the community. This building is making me look bad.

We Have To Stop Hating LeBron James

Railing on about those things now is like standing on the beach complaining that high tide “tries to do too much” and low tide “defers to the shore at big moments.”

Extreme Pickup Artistry

Answer all questions as if you were Ryan Gosling’s character from ‘Drive.’ (With silent, mournful changes of expression.)

It’s A Great Time To Be Not Famous

If you wanted to tell Frank Sinatra you thought he was a piece of garbage, you had to find him in person or write him a letter. Then someone who was not Frank Sinatra would read your letter and come to your home to beat you up. That’s how things worked.

Who Said It: Kanye West Or A First Wave Feminist

Interestingly, a lot of what Yeezy (ahem, excuse meezy) Yeezus said sounded fairly revolutionary…when early feminists were saying it a hundred or so years ago. So let’s play a quick game of Who Said It: Kanye West Or A First Wave Feminist?