Johanna Mort
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9 Ways Guarded People Show They Love You
When they’re upset, they don’t shut you out.
27 Thoughts She Has Before Having Sex With You
“Is he the type to make the first move or should I just be waiting with my pants off?”
14 Signs Your Relationship Is Basically Over
You started watching House of Cards Season 3 without them.
Game Of Thrones Season 5 Drinking Game
Whenever someone says, “Winter is coming,” solemnly raise your cup and toast House Stark.
23 Excuses Every Homebody Needs For Getting Out Of Social Situations
“Can’t leave, on house arrest.”
16 Stages Of Going On A Road Trip With Your Best Friend
Singing-a-long at the top of your lungs.
15 Struggles Only Chronic Forgetters Understand
If something’s not on your calendar, there’s a 0% chance that you will remember to do it when the day rolls around.
Stuff Early 90s Kids Are Starting To Learn About Real Life
One time, you kept your Tamagotchi alive for an entire week, and thought you were totally awesome and ready for the real world. HA. GOOD ONE, TEN-YEAR-OLD ME.
Guys Our Moms Wish We Were Dating Instead Of Our Actual Boyfriends
Her best friend’s son.
14 Things Girls Do After A Really Good Date
Everything is all caps all the time. YOU CAN’T HELP IT IF YOU’RE EXCITED, AND OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD BE TOO.
What Guarded People Are Trying To Tell You Vs. What They Actually Say
What they’re trying to tell you: “I’m sobbing on the inside. SOBBING.” What they say: “That’s so sad”
17 Reasons Harry Potter Fans Are The Best People To Date
You could literally give them a sock, and they would be completely overcome with how sweet and romantic that is.