Johanna Mort

Staying within at most twenty feet of each other at all times.

“It’s Turkey Time, Gobble Gobble.”

Missed calls that don’t have accompanying voicemails/texts.

Re-watch ‘The 40-Year-Old Virgin’ and start freaking out a bit. What if you’re 40 before you have sex again?!?

Unlike “The Gentlemen,” they don’t want to steal your heart; they want to earn it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *crying*

A Walk To Remember.

When “Mean Girls” perfectly summed up what it’s like trying to talk to your crush, and we all cringed.

If I leave now, I could be back at my apartment in 55 minutes, wearing pajamas in 57 minutes, and watching Law and Order: SVU in 58 minutes.

Anything by Tamora Pierce.

Idris Elba has “a little bit of a crush” on Jennifer Lawrence.

The oral sex scene from Blue Valentine.