Johanna Mort

When you first make plans to go on a date: College: Brag! Brag to all the friends! Home: Hide! Hide the information at all costs!

When we make plans, we follow through. We love hanging out with you, so when we make casual plans to grab drinks, we’re going to make sure that happens.

Yes, we just broke up with someone two hours ago, and yes we’re crumbling inside, but we need our own time to process what’s happening, because, UGH. Emotions. We just really don’t know how to deal with those things.

Denial. Wait, was that question for me? No way.

“Can you read my screenplay?”

“They say that the best blaze burns brightest when circumstances are at their worst.” — Howl’s Moving Castle

Elsa comes out as a lesbian, because let’s be honest, there’s a reason she was totally not into Hans, and it wasn’t just because he’s super creepy. It’s about time Disney had a lesbian princess!

No one quite understands the joy of being the only one awake in the apartment, with nothing but the cool night air and glowing computer screen as your company.

You already know each other’s relationship pet peeves.

You slowly fall through to the depths of YouTube, until you come to and realize you’re watching “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” clips and have no idea how you got to this side of YouTube.

The phrase, “Hope for the best, plan for the worst,” is your life motto.

“My hand could really use a break, are you down to tag in?”