Johanna Mort

“I should have told more people that I loved them and often. It’s such a simple thing to let people know that they’re loved and appreciated, but it makes all the difference to them.”

Honestly, who needs a SO when you have each other??

Despite the intense levels of grief shown in some of these, Zayn is not actually dead. He just left a boy band. I repeat, not dead.

You secretly despise it when a roommate describes your living space as “dirty.” It’s not dirty; it’s cluttered aka a bunch of clean stuff piled on top of other clean stuff.

You’re totally not drunk but you just turned your head, and the world around you definitely didn’t move at the same pace you did. The room is definitely moving slower than you. Or are you moving faster? Are you turning into The Flash??

I don’t understand what this number is. Is that the total monthly rent? It’s not? It’s my share of the rent? WHERE ARE WE LIVING, BEVERLY HILLS??

The Dance Dance Revolution phase that all of your friends went through meant that you “had a cold and couldn’t hang out” for a solid two years.

“Oh my god, these dogs are so cute; I want to THROW UP AND KILL MYSELF.”

You get actively excited when an actor on your favorite show looks directly into the camera. So this is what eye contact feels like.

Wine night = every night. You used to have to plan those miraculous nights in advance, but now one of you just brings home a bottle, and BOOM. WINE NIGHT.

Sometimes one of you gets a little too worked up about something, but the other is always there to calm you down.

They’re only going to be gone for two weeks, but that sounds like forever. I mean, it’s 14 days! 336 hours! 20,160 minutes! 1,209,600 seconds!