23 Tweets That Hilariously Sum Up The Latest GOP Debate
"Hasn't Trump seen World War Z? Wall's no good. Zombies or immigrants just pile up until they're taller than the wall, roll over it"
By 
Johanna Mort
1.
why are there 47 republican debates
— crissy milazzo (@frizzyfilazzo) November 11, 2015
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Stay close, old friend. STAY CLOSE. #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/NtOwDCTWbL
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 11, 2015
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Hasn't Trump seen World War Z? Wall's no good. Zombies or immigrants just pile up until they're taller than the wall, roll over it
— MKupperman (@MKupperman) November 11, 2015
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"This is a country of laws. This is a country of logs. This is a country of baseball hot dogs." — direct quote from Trump the Seussical
— Ari Eastman (@ivegottatheory) November 11, 2015
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Is Donald Trump constantly karate-chopping a ghost we can't see when he's talking? #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 11, 2015
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"Let Jeb speak" – everyone except Jeb's advisers
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 11, 2015
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live shot from the republican debate pic.twitter.com/rcxV4K4esQ
— Online Hippo (@InternetHippo) November 11, 2015
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Marco Rubio makes a Candy Crush reference. All the other candidates make a note: ‘Find out what Candy Crush is.’ #GOPDebate
— Erica (@SCbchbum) November 11, 2015
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40 minutes in and "don't push grannies off cliffs" is the first / closest mention of women's health issue. #GOPDebate
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) November 11, 2015
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I'm 90% sure I could put on a Nintendo Power Glove and convince Jeb Bush I'm a cyborg.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) November 11, 2015
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Hearing Carly Fiorina say "secret sauce" and then coyly smile is something I will never recover from. #GOPDebate
— Manda Likewine (@Manda_like_wine) November 11, 2015
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Ok u can't say you're a cancer survivor and you get it when you are a millionaire and did not struggle with medical bills. Fuck u #GOPDebate
— Ari Eastman (@ivegottatheory) November 11, 2015
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Carly Fiorina isn't as boring if you look at her outfit and pretend she's on Star Trek. #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/7guOu7sFPa
— Adam Zopf (@adamzopf) November 11, 2015
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"Whose plan would God endorse?" That's easy: whoever puts snowflakes back on the @Starbucks cups. #GOPDebate
— Fake J.D. Greear (@FakeJDGreear) November 11, 2015
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"I do care about the poor people."
1. They LOVE being called that.
2. Awesome that this has to be clarified at the #GOPdebate
— Alison McQuade (@akmcquade) November 11, 2015
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And we all know, any text longer than the Bible is the work of Satan #GOPDebate
— Allison Kilkenny (@allisonkilkenny) November 11, 2015
17.
"How do you pay for this?"
"lol whatever."
#GOPDebate
— Matt Saccaro (@MattSaccaro) November 11, 2015
18.
I love when candidates end their answers by directing us to their websites. It's like a cool, spoken banner ad!
#GOPDebate
— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) November 11, 2015
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Finally figured out who's ringing the bell at this debate. pic.twitter.com/LMwM3vmRPO
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 11, 2015
20.
The role of Ben Carson's voice was played by a warm bowl of cream of mushroom soup. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 11, 2015
21.
I thought Trump made The Deal that was keeping this at two hours.
— Frank Rich (@frankrichny) November 11, 2015
22.
I am disappointed they didn't ask them about the Starbucks red cups #GOPDebate
— Beth Bell (@elizabethalbell) November 11, 2015
23.
Shorter #gopdebate -
Trump: Eff China.
Cruz: Eff cronyism.
Paul: Eff the Fed.
Bush: I'm F**ked.
#JebCantFixIt
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) November 11, 2015
