17 #ThisValentinesDayl Tweets That Accurately Predict What You’re Going To Be Doing This February
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#ThisValentinesDayI plan to eat candy through my tears and watch horror movies. So just another Friday night.
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI will slap the first person who mentions it's valentine's day
— Karens_Words (@ks_poetry) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI will plan on being the most kind, attentive lover on the planet. Unfortunately today is Nov 7 and I will forget by then.
— Bravo Golf Lima (@Benjamin_G_Lund) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI don't know what the hell I'll be doing. Hopefully I won't be in another turf war with those badgers
— Mr. Brightside (@Will3K85) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI will be luring not only one, but two people into my basement. Enjoy your happy ending, love birds.
— Brianna McCloud (@bree_dedee) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI plan on staying inside brushing the cat.
— Rose Hope (@RoseHopefully) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI will sit at home and enjoy the company of my mind.
*mind gets up an leaves
Wait. Where are you goin? You love me!
— Robbie Modlin (@RobbieModlin) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI HOPE TO HAVE A DAY & NIGHT FILLED WITH ROMANCE BUT IF NOT I'LL POP A XAN & SMOKE MYSELF TO SLEEP AS USUAL
— purrsuitofusha (@cutebrain) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI will do what I do every Valentine's Day which is hate on everyone in loving relationships… unless I am in one by then
— Rahmage (@rahmage) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI will start a tag that somehow relates to November
— Feral Urkel (@twitsnotnice) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI will order 2 meals at my fav restaurant and then tell people my date is in the bathroom. Plus, bonus meal. @SmashtagWars
— Teresa al Ghul (@doctorwho_dat) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI plan on adding chocolates at 50% off to my shopping list.
— uosılɐ (@digitalnicotine) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI will spend an extra hour getting ready for Netflix and chill.
— Bella Elle (@Preciosa_Liz) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI hope my valentine doesn't escape again like last year. Worst. Date. Ever. 😒
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI will hear "remember when you guys did a Valentines tag in November?"
And I'll say no. Because I won't remember.
— Lisa, Actually (@mseric) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI will wonder how high I got to tweet about this in November. pic.twitter.com/OtVCDAgcqN
— Oh Snap, I just (@StevenEveral) November 7, 2015
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#ThisValentinesDayI will go back to all these tweets and drill you to make sure you actually followed through with what you're saying
— Bensworld (@Benie_ben) November 7, 2015
