17 Hilarious #PickUpLinesForRepublicans That You’ll Laugh At Regardless Of Your Affiliation

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Sometimes I think the invisible hand of the free market brought us together. #PickUpLinesForRepublicans

— Rebekah Frumkin (@jeansvaljeans) November 10, 2015

2.

I want our love to be like the Benghazi Committee; irrational and never ending. #PickUpLinesForRepublicans

— Elle Beene (@elle_beene) November 10, 2015

3.

I think you'll like what I'm open carrying. #PickUpLinesForRepublicans

— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) November 10, 2015

4.

Fox News and chill? #PickUpLinesForRepublicans

— Stevie (@SratGrlPolitics) November 9, 2015

5.

Mexicans built a wall around my heart, and girl, you're tearing it down #PickUpLinesForRepublicans

— Mr. Rodger (@MattRodger) November 9, 2015

6.

It's hot in here. I know it's not global warming, so it must be you. #PickUpLinesForRepublicans

— Brett Dewey (@BrettDewey) November 9, 2015

7.

Let me tell you something, baby. These guns don't need a license. #PickUpLinesForRepublicans

— Ethan (@EthanGSN) November 9, 2015

8.

I've got something trickling down my pants and it ain't economics #PickUpLinesForRepublicans

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 9, 2015

9.

Between you and me girl, I really get a thrill out of telling a woman what to do with her body #PickUpLinesForRepublicans

— RIP (@HuskerHaHa) November 9, 2015

10.

I would love to drill you like an Alaskan oil field #PickUpLinesForRepublicans

— HashWEE (@ItsMeAshleyWee) November 9, 2015

11.

#PickUpLinesForRepublicans Don't worry about my stamina. When I enter foreign territory, I get bogged down there for years.

— Shermaclay (@Shermaclay) November 9, 2015

12.

*Sends Dick pic #PickUpLinesForRepublicans pic.twitter.com/Dh7qRfKXLc

— Bip Hernandez (@RealChrisCutts) November 10, 2015

13.

#PickUpLinesForRepublicans Hey, baby. Wanna see if my small government fits in your uterus?

— Red Cup Slivotitz (@ACreativeMuggle) November 10, 2015

14.

What's a marginalized heterosexual white girl like you doing in a place like this? #PickUpLinesForRepublicans

— David Jenkins (@scriptdave) November 10, 2015

15.

"You're thinking, 'Is that a gun in his pants or is he just happy to see me?' It's a gun & I've got 9 more." #PickUpLinesForRepublicans

— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) November 10, 2015

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#PickUpLinesForRepublicans is this Dick too much for your Bush?

— Yazeed (@DudeInDistress) November 10, 2015

17.

My safe word is filibuster. #PickUpLinesForRepublicans

— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) November 9, 2015