Johanna de Silentio

Angry Feminists believe in equality but hate lots of women—basically anyone who is pretty, wears heels, or laughs a lot. Actually, a large part of Angry Feminist culture is the rejection of feminine things for the sake of rejecting feminine things.

Automatically having the most exciting stories/life of most of your friends.

The better-looking the female is, the greater your unfounded hatred should be.

Someone says, unequivocally, that this is The Worst Article On This Website EVERRRRRR.

You know the type: “It’s just like…. the universe… you know? Like how could it not, man?”

When I realized with conviction that if you left me today that you will have left me a better, happier, more complete person than you found me.

Assume all women want to tie you down but could never understand your wild ways.

I feel sexy and feminine all the time, even without makeup or a cool outfit. It’s the best accessory and goes with everything.

However, being young and immature it wasn’t good enough for me to have a mutually not very fun experience. I texted him after the date and asked what had happened, since he’d been pretty aggressive prior to that. He responded that, on second thought, he didn’t find me that attractive.

I’ve been interviewing for jobs recently and what I kept reading about was how interviews are to determine if someone is likeable, not if they are qualified.

We wondered whether anyone else in the world emailed back and forth all day about Kierkegaard and Kim Kardashian.

I don’t know why this worked. It’s shocking to me that within a month I just…. have all this new brain space where my crazy used to live.

I’ve been on both sides of the s-word.

Plato: I’m not good in bed, I’m The Good in bed.

You will never get anything worthwhile by valuing “easy” over “potential to make me happy.” Bro is a weightlifter, he should understand this. You’d never build muscle if you didn’t put resistance on the weights.

I wrote a bunch of questions in my notebook, I say I’ll pull it out when the conversation dulls but it never does. We drive to his neighborhood on the other side of the city but don’t go to his house.

You have negative experiences because you are a negative person.

CON: Can’t take the usual 20 – 60 front-facing iPhone camera pics of yourself as usual.