Valentine’s Day Pick-Up Lines From Your Favorite Philosophers

Plato: I’m not good in bed, I’m The Good in bed.

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Anselm of Canterbury

Thomas Aquinas:

Aristotle

Jeremy Bentham:

Albert Camus

Rene Descartes

David Hume

saveme

John Stuart Mill

William of Ockham

Immanuel Kant

Soren Kierkegaard

Karl Marx

Friedrich Nietzsche

Blaise Pascal

Plato

goodinbed

Baruch de Spinoza

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