JM Cook

Danny’s obsession with cleanliness has stunted the development of his children. Michelle shows early signs of Aspergers, her only communication revolving around the word “dude.”

Before I get into why you shouldn’t make jokes about rape, a summary: don’t. Don’t do that.

People can’t relate to jokes that are too funny. Or things that are too interesting. So tweet about food you ate or your dog or cat or hamster.