Jim Goad
Stop worrying about good and bad…and start thinking about true and false.
I Wish I Could Have Swapped Out My Parents For My Aunt And Uncle
I suspect it’s better to be raised by parents who have a sense of humor. But I wish I knew for sure.
Boy, 17, Faces Kiddie-Porn Charges For Sexting A Dick Video; Now Cops Demand More Pics
A 17-year-old Virginia boy allegedly sexted a video of his erect peen to his 15-year-old girlfriend and is facing felony charges of possessing and manufacturing child pornography as a result.
Malaysian Politician Praises Hitler, Responds To Critics With A Schoolgirlish “WHATEVER”
What’s far more startling—or, to some of us, far more hilarious—than his praise of Hitler is the manner in which he’s responded to critics.
When Mothers Abandon Their Babies On Subway Platforms
Have TV shows, movies, school textbooks, and music created nearly as many so-called “misogynists” as bad mothers have?
Is It A Hate Crime To Make Fun Of Short People?
Keep hope alive, short people—there’s a light at the top of the tunnel.
Anti-Hunger Ad Shows Black Child Being Treated Like A Dog
I demand that the heartless and clueless makers of this advertisement be placed in a crate for a month and be forced to survive on a diet of only three hand-fed Snausages daily.
Trans-Plastic Comedienne Joan Rivers Calls Barack Gay And Michelle A “Tranny”
What on this blue-and-green sexually dimorphous Earth is so rotten about the word “tranny”?
Police: “Hot Car Death” Dad Was Sexting As His Son Was Dying
Justin Ross Harris is the beaver-faced Georgia dad suspected of purposely allowing his 22-month-old son to bake to death inside his SUV on June 18, 2014.
TV Star Loses 70 Pounds, Attacks His Fat Critics, And Gets His Food Show Pulled
The moral of the story is that you should never bite the hand that feeds you hoagies.
Texas Cheerleader Poses For Photos With Animals She’s Killed, Gets Death Threats
It’s fine if you want to save the whales, but I doubt the whales give a fuck about you.
If You Try Touching These Boobs, You May Be In For A Shock
If you’re one of the countless would-be male rapists in India who thinks it’s perfectly OK to just walk up to a woman and paw at her mammaries without her consent, you might get burned—literally.
No More Abortion Clinic “Buffer Zones”: What Does This Mean For Your Vagina?
True, this law may bring the protestors a little bit closer to you physically, but it does not hamper your God-given right to snuff your unloved fetus
A Latin Holocaust? 13 Hispanic Workers Who Were Killed By Wood Chippers
Male Hispanics account for over a third of all wood-chipper deaths in the USA, despite the fact that they comprise less than ten percent of the population.
Did This Girl’s Relatives Exploit Her Facial Deformities To Get Free Money From KFC?
It was only a week ago that little three-year-old Victoria Wilcher was being showered in sympathy after it was alleged that “some low-level mouth breather employee” at a KFC outlet in Jackson, MS told her grandmother they needed to leave…
Hating The Haters (In The Name Of Love)
It’s no coincidence that the most flagrantly dehumanizing rhetoric being belched out these days spews from the mouths of those who would likely identify themselves as humanitarians.
All 30 Girls In Swedish Classroom Found To Be Victims Of Female Genital Mutilation
Although Sweden outlawed FGM in 1982, it doesn’t appear these girls are indigenous Swedes, anyway.
Plus-Sized Cosplayer “Humiliated” At NYC Comics Convention
As everyone who is simultaneously immersed in the dual fantasy worlds of comic books and social justice knows, there are very few morbidly obese superheroes.
I’ve Finally Realized We Live In A “Rape Culture”
I was eating my usual breakfast this morning—a bowl of Kellogg’s Rape Flakes swimming in the breast milk of female sex slaves chained in a basement—when I came across yet another headline about how we supposedly live in a "rape culture."