Jim Goad

42. Male Tears

Granted, sex dolls are not as warm as real women. But according to some men, they aren’t nearly as cold, either.

I’ll spare you the expense…and the stench…and summarize what you should be grateful for missing.

“I am very impressed every time I see you in the woods. You seem to realize when you are being watched…”

If you had a vision of Jesus where he hands you his foreskin and tells you it’s your wedding ring, you’d better zip your lip about it or everyone will think you’re fucking crazy.

All things considered, it’s probably a tiny bit uncool to be a dick to someone when they fear for their life.

Here are 13 cases where people came seeking a temporary thrill but wound up permanently dead.

2. Shaking yourself so hard that the embryo falls out.

1. Arts And Crafts Week At Panty Camp.

Here are 13 historical cases where humans encountered sharks and wound up dead.

Sometimes lovers can bring out the best in one another; other times, not so much.

Here are 13 reasons you should feel guilty for not inviting Idaho to your prom.