Jim Goad

The woman, Katherine Goodman, finally got nabbed after recently applying for a passport in her dead husband’s name using the photo of a guy she’d met in Spain.

Is it high time that we, as a society, break down yet another cultural wall and sexually integrate violent sporting events?

An estimated 99,995 of every 100,000 Craigslist posts are not associated with any crime whatsoever, but it’s those five other ones you need to worry about.

Blogging is generally a benign, silly, typo-ridden, fact-challenged, and entirely inconsequential pastime—but not always, as many of the following real-life stories gruesomely illustrate.

Although the good guys and bad guys may change costumes, the haters and bullies always win. Apparently, that’s nature’s way.

Would Steve Jobs have had a problem with women giving themselves hand jobs?

Can. Anyone. Tell. Me. Why. So. Many. People. Have. An. Annoying. Habit. Of. Writing. Each. Word. As. A. Sentence. As. If. That. Somehow. Makes. It. More. Emphatic?

I’ve wasted decades of my life trying to change things I’d never be able to change.

This is one of the best examples of communal satire I’ve ever seen.

A long, long time ago, I used to be a Christian. Then again, I also used to believe in Santa Claus.

A recent poll from YouGov reveals that a piddling 4% of Americans think they are less intelligent than average.

White and black people alike treat him like the self-righteous nerd he is when he tries lecturing them about racism.

I was talking with a friend yesterday—no, technically, I was trading text messages with her.

It’s curious that the word “privilege” has become an insult. It used to be something you aspired to rather than apologized for.

You can bet your lily-white ass that if a group of Christians had kidnapped nearly 300 girls and were forcing them to recite Bible verses, that fact would be touted loudly in every account of the story.

Africa’s most populous country is a perennial gold mine of psychedelically odd news stories.

Is it worse to lie in order to hurt someone, or to tell the truth in order to hurt them? I think it’s worse to lie, because you’re a liar on top of being a malicious prick.

Hey, ladies! Is he afraid to commit? Have you been going out with him for years…or weeks…and he hasn’t popped the question?