Jim Goad

What sort of smoke signal does this send to other teams with potentially offensive names?

Maybe the Internet makes everyone a little dumber.

For all I can tell, she may be using a laptop. Maybe she lost her iPhone. Or she’s meditating. Hell, I wouldn’t even be shocked if it were a dude.

It used to be that a “racist” was simply someone who hated others for their skin color. By that definition, I am not, nor have I ever been, a racist.

As a famous civil-rights leader once said, the arc of the sexual universe is long, but it eventually bends toward dolphin suicide.

2,634 people have died in the USA so far this year as a result of texting while driving, which is 2,622 more than have died this year as a result of mass shootings.

“Prejudice” is a loaded and deceptive word, because it implies that if you were only to spend enough time around a given group of people, you’d love the hell out of them.

Making fun of “rednecks” is a social-status game among whites—classism masquerading as moral superiority.

I have news for you, Beebs—GOD IS BLACK.

“I had nightmares over it, I could see all the skulls, it’s like what you would see on the Discovery Channel.”

They apparently thought he was real. And to prove their devotion to him, they allegedly plotted to kill another girl.

WARNING: The true stories documented herein are EXTREMELY graphic. If you have a weak stomach or a strong love for animals, you may want to skip this one entirely.

For millennia, human females have attempted to avoid becoming totes preggers.

When a tornado passes through a town and rips everything in its path to bloody shreds, attempting to explain why it happened is not the same as blaming something for why it happened.

In this 2008 clip, he does a jaw-droopingly accurate impersonation of poet Maya Angelou, who died this morning at age 86.

A new poster campaign seeks to tout the virtues and health benefits of breast-feeding babies—but there are no babies on the posters.

I decided to look up some statistics about interracial marriage in typical white-boy math-geek fashion.

It is unknown whether this was some form of political protest or if the man was merely hot.