Jeremy Eliahu

Falling In Love With Waitresses

I was at Cheesecake Factory the other night with my good friend Simmer and our waitress was more or less one of the most beautiful women I’d ever seen.

I’m Not Hemingway: A Day at Sea

Ernest “Papa” Hemingway has been dead for over fifty years, which means he hasn’t been around to experience the creation of milestone achievements like a cell phone, the internet, or yoga pants. But you’d be foolish to argue that his imprint has ever diminished in modern culture.

Some Basketball Thoughts

A lot of people say that the way you play basketball is reminiscent of your personality. Although the same case can be made for just about anything—(examples, the way you drive, the way you make money)—let’s play with this for a moment.

My Morning Plight

There are morning people, daytime people, nighttime people, and people who just suck all the time.

5 Great Pointers To Having Less Anxiety

Anybody who claims to know the source to endless happiness is a clown. If you’re a sensitive, thoughtful person, you should have discovered by now that pure happiness is sort of unrealistic.