Jillian Paulson

Make him go down on you.

It’s almost Valentine’s Day and you want to get laid, I know!

JUST IN CASE, girl.

And this isn’t some crazy Frederick’s of Hollywood mess of strings and straps; you’ll be able to wear these things all the time!

Wait, you’re a twentysomething, sexually active chick and you don’t have a goodie drawer? Are you serious right now?

A good blowjob is like a slow-cooker. The longer you let it cook, the better it is. He’ll totally fall apart in your hands. (Or your mouth, I suppose.)

Never say her name.

Don’t go fully naked. I mean, do you really want to send a full-frontal totally-naked shot to someone? No, you don’t.

Stoner dudes: Patchouli. Duh.

It’s funny how you can pack all the necessary elements of a good sexing into a handful of minutes if you’re dedicated enough.

4. NARS blush in Orgasm.

5. Thigh-high stockings.