How To Give A (Good) Blowjob
A good blowjob is like a slow-cooker. The longer you let it cook, the better it is. He’ll totally fall apart in your hands. (Or your mouth, I suppose.)
Never give the same blowjob twice. That’s boring. You don’t like to be fucked the same way every single time, do you? No, you don’t. So return the favor.
Don’t go right into sucking dick. Make him wait a little bit. Tease him a little. Don’t just slide down and clamp your mouth right on his cock. If he’s lying down, run your body up and down his chest. Brush your tits against his skin. Kiss his neck while you run your hand towards his dick. Lightly scratch his thighs. Trace a path down his body with your lips very gently till he shivers. YOU decide when to take it in your mouth, not him. I like to take just the head in my mouth and lick its underside gently a few times before I start working.
Take your goddamn time! Once you have it in your mouth, don’t go from licking to sucking to hardcore bobbing in under five minutes. That’s what you did in high school and you have no business doing that shit now.
A good blowjob is like a slow-cooker. The longer you let it cook, the better it is. He’ll totally fall apart in your hands. (Or your mouth, I suppose.)
Use your hands. Always, always, always use your hands. You can finger yourself with one hand so you’re getting something out of this experience, but the power of a hand and your mouth is unparalleled. Lube your hand up with that good, slimy spit in the back of your throat and use it as an extension of your mouth. Not too tight, but not gentle either. Keep a firm grip on that dick. I like to alternate using my whole hand and just a few fingers. A popular trick I discovered is making a ring shape with my thumb and two fingers and sliding that over the head and down like it’s attached to my mouth. Tight feels good. Remember that.
Act like you like it. You should be enjoying it anyway; if you need encouragement, just remember how much power you have over him in this moment. He is at your mercy. This is not a chore. Giving is fun. Enjoy it. Moan a little. That stupid “Cosmo” tip about humming the Star-Spangled Banner is true; men really like a little vibration. But don’t hum the national anthem, OK? He’s not gonna enjoy it as much if you make it feel like a chore.
Give him a show. He’s gonna be watching you while you’re down there, so look up at him and hold his gaze for a few moments while you take his dick in your mouth. They go CRAZY for that shit. They love watching it slide in and out of your mouth or watching your tongue flick away as you lick. Talk dirty – this is a good tip if you need a minute to breathe normally. Tell him you love sucking his big cock. (“Big cock” seems to be magic words for dudes.)
Get creative. Take your panties off and wrap them around the base of his dick. Don’t be boring. Take your time – you don’t like short-ass head sessions, and neither does he. Stop for a minute and let him watch you touch your nipples or play with yourself.
Watch and listen to him for cues to figure out what he likes. Alternate between slow, teasing licks and quick, tight sucking movements in and out of your mouth to build up the tension. Once he’s getting close, cup his balls in one hand as you suck – they LOVE that. (Side note: Don’t ignore the balls. Lick ‘em. Suck ‘em. Dudes like it and balls get wrongly ignored in Blowjob Land. I’m a fan of balls. I give them their due attention.)
And don’t fucking spit out the cum, OK? Suck it down. Get excited about it. You did it, didn’t you? You are the catalyst for this cum situation! Be proud of yourself. 