Jillian Paulson

What dudes don’t realize about having sex in the water is that it does the opposite of what they think it’s gonna do.

How many times a week do you text an ex-hookup with something cute? Do your emails to that one sexy coworker occasionally walk the line between friendly and flirty?

Sometimes, blowjobs are a chore. I totally get that. But they’re also a fun opportunity to practice your skills and make your dude freak out.

You’re more likely to have sex at your childhood home. You just are.

“Your vagina is so pretty! Mine’s weird. Is mine weird? How big are your labia?”

I didn’t even care that I’d paid way too much for this dress and shouldn’t waste it by throwing it on some hotel floor that probably had bedbugs. I wanted my dress off and his dick inside me.

What is a no-fail way to turn my dude on?


“Just one drink.”

I think high-waisted white cotton panties and nothing else is sexy as fuck. It’s very “pinup girl at home.” Wear them with tousled curls and throw his shirt on top the next morning for a wholesome, adorable look.

Not all holiday gifts are meant to be unwrapped in front of your family.

Asking “Are you touching yourself?” is always hot.

“I want you to tell me you’re coming. I want you to say my name.”

Never forget the power of a strategic sext.

I looked up and there was the hottest waiter I’d ever seen. “Thank you Jesus for this blessing!” I thought to myself.

You see, I’m one of those poor unfortunate souls who gets UTIs in the blink of an eye.

How did a kid from a small town learn to kiss like this?

You can grab his dick harder than you think. I promise. They’ll like it.

Hello! A bath is like the sexiest thing ever. It’s all hot and steamy and you’re naked for an extended period of time.