Jill Neumann

1. Have a good cry.

Make no mistake: Racism is alive and well and we have a long way to go in this country. We should never stop fighting that. But I also hope we expand our understanding and fight to include economic justice — which is at the root of the country’s problems.

How we wish society was isn’t necessarily how society actually is.

I’m pretty sure I have a screw coming out of my face. The roof of my mouth, actually. I can feel a bump that wasn’t there before and there’s a slight metallic taste if I press on it with my tongue.

Seven of the emails included photos. Three were face pics, two were cock shots, one was of a man wrestling a gigantic Marlin (seriously, this is true) and one was of a diagram of a vagina, illustrating the G-spot, which I much appreciated.

Once you have identified the man you want, using these rules you SHOULD get you that ring in no longer than nine months.

My father said that $80 a month was the best rental fee in town and that I’d never pay less again as long as I lived. This fact did not soothe me. This was unfair. This was Iran.

First of all, “Blurred Lines” is a jam. Love it. Can’t NOT dance when it comes on. However, some of the lyrics bother me.

I was 27, and for the first time in my life, I needed a car. And that’s how my 2003 Ford Focus came into my life.

If you are thinking that maybe you should get out, you can. You can do it. Tell someone. Tell one person. Anyone. Today. Right now. Do it.

Apparently, ASMR stands for “Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.” This “response” can basically be described as “brain tingles,” something that only some people can experience.

You are a square peg. He is a round hole. Why are you trying to make your lives fit when they are different shapes?