Jessica Winters

Aztecs used real skulls to make masks.

Giant Spleen!!! 42 year-old man presented with a ten-month history of pain…

When I think of life without my dog, I think back to the lyrics of an old country song: Imagine a world where no music was playing

“Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer.” —J. P. Morgan

Evolution of the man bun.

Yoga & reading, a perfect combination.

When your squad doesn’t show but it’s OK because more pizza for you.

Thanks for telling me about the 5% of your weekend I didn’t already see on social media.

33 sets of male buttocks that are so nice, they should be illegal.

The best, worst, sweetest, and scariest things about each sign.

If you look closely, you’ll notice that’s not a robe! It’s actually his dissected skin hanging around him.

“It turns me on when you look me in the eyes as you push it in.”

“The realest people don’t have a lot of friends.” —Tupac

ENFPs are the most cuddly, while INTPs are the least.

“Mommy always leaves me and daddy home on Saturday nights, and me and daddy always go and get ice cream in the car after dinner…”

“I thought not responding to him was less cruel than making up excuses for why I didn’t want to date him anymore.”

“There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would anything to keep you. Remember that.”

Your online comments make me glad I only know you online.