Jessica Winters

“Calm down.”

“Wait—your name’s not Rick…”

“Loneliness is eating me alive from the inside-out.”

1. I am no longer afraid of the color pink.

“I believe that if women want equality, we need to subscribe to it in our relationships—gender equality begins at home.”

1. College football star mourns the death of a girlfriend who never existed.

“That’s the real meaning of love—having one another’s back.”

“I felt like a little kid standing outside a glass storeroom window staring at a Christmas present I wanted desperately but would never get or even touch.”

1. Had an affair.

Women are right to reclaim and be proud of their natural bodily functions such as menstruation—so why are they still almost uniformly repelled by their own pubic hair?

Women across the globe have been using these natural beauty treatments for centuries.

1. Do not reuse your tampons—EVER. By their very design, tampons are made to be used only once and then safely discarded in a nearby waste receptacle. 2. Do not shave your face with men’s razors.