Jessica Winters

“Everything you need is already there in everything you are.”

“Happiness is getting drunk and having sex in a pillow fort.”

“When you first meet him and tell him ur Bi and later he finds out u meant Polar”

If you always treat her like you did in the beginning of your relationship, there will never be an end.

“If you’re laying in bed, full AF, but also thinking about that leftover pie—I feel you.”

“every time i hear your name i get quite a sickly feeling in the pit of my stomach”

Kanye dramatically holding an umbrella.

Free food, free shelter—why worry?

“This poor sap’s just waiting for it all to end.”

“Mom, did you know that you had all these wands and this hat in your bathroom?”

Sorry, gals, this man has nicer hair than you all. Deal with it.

They say you should never judge a book by its cover, but when it looks this good, go right ahead.