Jessica Winters

“When you’re chillin and then you touch your pocket and don’t feel your phone.”

“When u tweet song lyrics and someone replies with the next line…”

It starts out as just a simple movie on Netflix. You’re excited to spend time with that special someone….

“Cause of death: got out of bed.”

“He looked at her the way all women want to be looked at by a man.”

“When somebody calls you a bitch but they ain’t wrong…”

“People keep saying I have commitment issues but wine and I have been going steady for years.”

Some people’s favorite thing to eat, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

“Me when I’m trying to get my life together but Satan has other plans for me.”

“Well, now that I have eaten this entire bag of chips I am about to go snuggle with my phone.”

“Relationships take two, so make sure your partner knows how to count.”

Passing by my ex’s house like…