Jessica Winters

You can achieve anything.

“A good place to put inspirational quotes is up your ass.”

When he’s ugly but he’s in a band so you give him a chance…

My reaction to almost everything.

Animals, kids, and drunk people trying their best—and failing HARD!

“Is that guy texting you still? Can I see a picture of him?…”

“I love you. I’m dumb. Sorry I stabbed you.”

Working hard or hardly working?

“In the process of letting go, you will lose many things from the past, but you will find yourself.”

“Her moans were like music to my ears.”

Boss: This is the third time you’ve been late this week. Do you know what that means?
Me: It’s Wednesday?

“Better to be the one who smiled than the one who didn’t smile back.”